BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
'Give us back that Chaos emerald, Eggman!' Sonic yelled. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles had just broken into the main room of Eggmans newest base. When the smoke cleared, Eggman wasn't there.
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'Huhn?!?! Where is he!?!?' Knuckles said.
'Lets try another room!' Sonic said.
Later…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
'Give us back that chaos emerald Eggman!!'
'EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK A PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!' They all blushed and quickly closed the door.
'I didn't know Eggman could attract ANY girls!' Sonic said. 'Even ones as fat as she was!'
'Hey sonic,' Tails said. 'Why do boys and girls look different naked???' Sonic and knuckles stammered as they tried to explain 'The talk' to Tails.
'W-Well, uh, boys and girls have t-to… uh because well…' Knuckles started out. 'Uh… you see uh… Babies… no I mean uh, they,… Uh…'
'W-What Knuckles is trying to say is um…' Sonic said. Tails looked on at sonic, waiting for the answer.
Damn! How the hell am I going to tell tails something like THIS? I- I need to make something up, he's too young to know the truth… but what…… AHA! I KNOW!!!
'Well you see Tails, girls have a genetic distorder…' Boy I hope this works…
'THEY DO!?!?!?!' Tails practically screamed.
'Uh, yeah, sure… um its determined from birth and uh… it makes them not grow 'packages'. Understand?' Tails began to look very sad.
'I feel so sorry for Cream…' Sonic tried to look for a way to cover this up but then Knuckles said
'ALRIGHT!!! LETS BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR AND CRUSH EGGMAN!!!!
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'Hand over that Chaos emerald Eggman!' this time, Eggman was really there.
'You fools!!! I have no Chaos emerald!!!'
'… You don't?' Sonic said.
'NO!!!!! AND WERE YOU THE IDIOTS WHO PEEPED IN ON MY MOTHER!?!!?'
'Well, you see that was an accident- you live with your mom??'
'Yes. Why?' All three began to laugh hard
'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE LIVES WITH HIS MOM!!!!!!!!'
'SILENCE YOU IDIOTS!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!- BEHOLD, MY LATEST CREATION!!!!' Eggman held up a ray gun.
'Say hello to the disintegrator ray!!!' Eggman pulled the trigger. The gun disintegrated.
……………..
'Damn these puns!!!' Eggman said as he ran away. But after taking two steps, he started huffing and puffing.
'I'll be fit in no time!' Eggman said as he did his two step run to get away from Sonic. Meanwhile, Sonic walked over to Knuckles.
'Say Knuckles, if we didn't come for a Chaos emerald, why did we come here.' Knuckles thought for awhile.
'OH! I remember now! We came to play strip poker with Shadow, Rouge and Omega!'
'Oh yeah!!' Sonic said. 'This will be good…Shadows version of strip poker involves actual stripping. If you lose a hand, you take off one article of clothing. And for Omega's case, armor.Later….BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
'Knuckles, why the hell do you have to punch doors instead of opening them?'
'LOOK!!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I WORK, JUST SAY SO!!!!'
'Okay… I hate the way you work…'
'SCREW YOU SONIC!!!!!!'
'Hey, keep it down!' It was Shadow. He was sitting next to Rouge and Omega in a triangle formation 'Oh it's you guys. You're kind of late… but feel free to watch us. Sonic and Knuckles sat down. They left Tails with the doctor computer because he was not old enough to play this game. Nor did he understand the concept.
Later…
Sonic looked around. So far, the game was progressing smoothly. Shadow had not lost any hands at all. Omega had to take off both his arms because he lost two hands. But Rouge was only down to two articles of clothing. Her underwear and bra. If she lost one more hand…
Sonic blushed madly at the thought. Shadow noticed this as well.
'Well well well Rouge… one more hand, and you have to show us what your made of…if you know what I mean…'
Rouge sneered angrily at him. She knew exactly what he mean't. She and shadow were playing a one on one hand. If she lost, she had to strip. But Shadow did not wear clothes. So if she won…
Rouge blushed and smiled.
Rouge had two kings in her hand. She put out the rest down and drew again to get an extra two kings!
YES!!! She thought. Rouge, say hello to the best moment of your life…
'Alright shadow, your time is up!' She layed down her five cards: Four kings and a jack. 'Show us YOUR stuff, Shadow!'
'I don't think so Rouge!' Shadow layed down his cards: FIVE aces!
Rouge stared in fear. NO!!! DAMMIT!!! HOW COULD HE GET A HAND AS GOOD AS THAT!!!!!
'You know the drill, Rouge.' Shadow smiled. All the boys in the room (Excluding Omega) leaned forward to see. Rouge blushed madly. She slowly began to take off her bra, but, before she removed it she said
'WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE FIVE ACES IN A DECK OF CARDS!!!!! YOU CHEATED!!!!!'
'Uh…No I didn't!' Shadow said.
'YES. HE CHEATED.' Omega said 'HE USED CHAOS CONTROL TO WARP TIME AND SPACE TO GET THE EXTRA FOUR ACES.'
Rouge began to get very mad. Shadow took off at the speed of light, with Rouge after him.
'Well, that was fun!' Sonic said.
'INDEED.' Omega replied 'HOWEVER, I DO NOT LIKE THE CONCEPT OF STRIPPING VERY WELL.'
'You don't?' Sonic said 'Why not?'
'I SIMPLY AM NOT INTERESTED IN BIOLOGICAL SEXUAL PARTS.'
'Maybe you should find a female robot?' Knuckles suggested.
'AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I WILL FINALLY HAVE A USE FOR THIS!' Omega held up a long pipe like object.
'What the heck is tha-
Sonic and Knuckles suddenly realized what it was.
'GOODBYE, FRIENDS. WHEN NEXT WE MEET, I SHALL HAVE CURED MY URGINGS.
Omega zoomed off to god knows where.
'Lets find Tails and get out of here.' Sonic said. Knuckles nodded his head.
BOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Maybe I should have opened the door…' Sonic said. Suddenly, a high pitched voice rang out
'SOOOOOOONNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!'
'HOLY #$!!!!!! ITS AMY!!!! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!' Sonic began to run as fast as he could towards the opposite direction. Suddenly, a spike trap sprang down and killed Sonic.
'BWAHAHA!!!' Eggman said triumphantly. 'My spike trap worked perfectly! I finally got Sonic!!!'
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'Guess again, Eggman!!!' Sonic said as he came out of nowhere.
'WHAAAAA!?!?!?!?? BUT HOW!?!?!?!?' Eggman screamed.
'I used a shadow clone jutsu.' Sonic simply replied.
'WHAT THE HELL?!!? THIS ISN'T NARUTO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!'
'It's not? whew good thing I didn't know that!' Suddenly, Amy jumped up and landed on Sonic.
'SONIC MY LOVE!!! AT LAST WE ARE TOGETHER!!!!' Amy began to make out with Sonic, but Sonic pushed her away and began running.
'Oh no you don't Sonic!' Amy grabbed the seven chaos emeralds and transformed into super Amy. 'Chaos Control!' Amy instantly caught up to Sonic and began to kiss him at light speed. She turned to Knuckles.
'Can we have some privacy please!?' Knuckles ran off to find Tails as Amy began to snog Sonic again.
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Later…
'This must be it.' Knuckled said. There was a sign on the door that said computer room. Below that it said 'pull'.
'P-U-L-L.' Knuckles read. 'Hmm… I'm pretty sure that means 'Tails is in here'.'
BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Knuckles smashed the door open.
'Knuckles!'
'Tails! I found you!'
'Knuckles! Omega is hacking into the doctors computer!'
'Huh?' the mist from the explosion cleared and Knuckles saw Omega 'doing it' with the doctors mother computer.
'Uh… Tails… are you sure he's hacking?'
'Positive! He inserted a long, pipe like piece into an identical slot! He'll have it hacked in no time!'
Knuckles stared at Tails. Then at Omega.
'I guess it IS a female computer… come on Tails, lets go.' Knuckles and Tails wnet out the hole that knuckles punched.
'THIS FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD…' Omega said happily.
The desert beside Eggmans base.
Knuckles and Tails were walking when they spotted Rouge (now fully clothed) standing atop a beaten up Shadow.
'Hey Rouge! I take it you found Shadow?'
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'Oh yes. He has paid with his life.'
'… you didn't kill him, did you?' Knuckles said in fear.
'No. I made it must worse for him… I nailed him in the spot…' Knuckles stood back in fear. Suddenly-
'Bwahahahaha!!! You fools will pay this time!!!' everyone looked up and saw Eggman in a giant flying sphere.
'Say hello to- THE EGG DEATH STAR!!!!'
'COPYER!!!!' a man in a black helmet with black clothes said. 'THAT WAS OUR IDEA!!!'
Eggman blasted him to oblivion.
'This new craft is INVINCIBLE!!!!! It only has ONE weakness!'
'Whats that?' Knuckles said.
'Its only weakness is that it disintegrates when someone says the word 'murgelflurgel'!!!
The egg star distintigrated and Eggman started to fall.
'DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
SPLAT!!!!!
Eggman landed on top of Shadow, who just woke up.
'Look, Doctor, I know you created me and all that, but I'm not into that kind of a relationship.' Shadow kicked Eggman to who knows where.
'Whew! We did it!' Rouge said.
'YEAH!!!!' Knuckled replied.
'Eggman doesn't stand a chance!' Tails piped in.
'Yeah!' Shadow smiled. 'Now that that's all over, who wants to play some strip poker!'
A/N: Please review and tell me what you think.Casino Poker Free
due to popular response, this will be turned into a chapter story. go to my page to see how i update.
Project Overview
In Poker: Panther Chameleon you play as Poker, a blue anthropomorphic Panther Chameleon (duh), but watch out for the deadly dangerous Peggedepenguins!
Poker: Panther Chameleon is a short, one-level prototype for an idea inspired by 90s mascot platformers.
This is my first game and was made in about a month during my spare time for the Games Engineering course at the Technical University of Munich.
The fantastic music was made by Karl Brueggemann who was generous enough to let me use his compositions.
The game was made in Unity and builds upon a neat development kit by KOHCTPYKTOP.
I hope to one day revive this project and breathe new life into my OC Poker the Panther Chameleon (do not steal).
The downloadscan be found here, on itch.io.
You can also play it in the browser onNewgrounds.
(however, the download version is recommended because it is more stable)
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Screenshots and media!
Credits
(https://jekdersnek.itch.io)
Music by Karl Brueggemann
(http://www.supermarcatobros.com)
Development Kit by KOHCTPYKTOP
(http://forums.sonicretro.org/index.php?showtopic=35309)